PRESS RELEASE FROM VIRTUAL // VISUAL AIRLINES AND MANUFACTURING INTERNATIONAL ✈

XI’AN, CHINA – FEBRUARY 10th, 2075

Greetings,

Ever since the inception of our company, the aerospace manufacturing team here at VIRTUAL // VISUAL AIRLINES AND MANUFACTURING INTERNATIONAL have dreamed of developing a series of commercial, pilotless self-flying jet airliners meant to stimulate the senses of our passengers and have a 100% success rate of evoking the bizarre phenomenon of spatial disorientation.

While that day has yet to come, today, I am pleased to announce a truly exciting and memorable accomplishment that, over the course of the next several years, will help us fully realize our vision.

Beginning just a few days ago, various major news outlets began circulating rumors that VIRTUAL // VISUAL AIRLINES AND MANUFACTURING INTERNATIONAL have finished developing the first fully functional prototype of said jet airliner. Our company is delighted to confirm these reports. This model – dubbed the H. I. 075 – was fully manufactured in Miami, Florida and uses hallucinatory, trance-inducing methods, atmospherics, and visuals in order to hypnotize our passengers and ensure maximum comfort throughout their flight.

While we have tested the methods and atmospherics on a select few employees and their families to fantastic results, we here at VIRTUAL // VISUAL would like to take our research a step further.

In collaboration with the Miami International Airport and Xi’an Xianyang International Airport, the first ultra long-haul, non-stop test flight of H. I. 075 will commence on Monday, February 25th, 2075, 1:25 A. M EST. All passengers must have a specialized boarding pass in order to participate on this test flight. These free boarding passes are being randomly distributed in heavily limited supply to a predetermined number of people. Upon arrival at Xi’an, all passengers will receive complementary transportation to one of Xi’an’s premium luxury hotels, with the cost being fully paid for by VIRTUAL // VISUAL AIRLINES AND MANUFACTURING INTERNATIONAL. From there on out, customers will spend the rest of their days exploring the iconic city in any way they may choose (NOTE: VIRTUAL // VISUAL will not be held financially responsible should passengers decide to visit attractions that cost money. Those who decide to do so must have USD or an internationally accepted credit card on hand and be prepared to spend money themselves). The return flight to MIA is scheduled to take place on Friday, March 1st, 2075, 6:25 A.M. GMT+8.

This is a truly noteworthy and important chapter in our history, and we would love to have as many people as possible participate on this history-making flight. While those that receive their passes aren’t required to fly on the H. I. 075, we strongly recommend that they do so and have the time of their lives. For those that decide to board, we welcome you with open arms and hope that you enjoy your flight on the 25th.

And, as always, thank you for flying with us.

---VIRTUAL // VISUAL